Talk about BLAST PROCESSING

Excited for thePlayStation 4 launchtomorrow? Hate the console with a blind passion? Want to see some son of a gun with a terrifying arsenal of bullet tossers blast the processing out of his pre-release PS4 in slow motion?

I think there are so many cooler, less expensive things to shoot than new video game consoles. Like watermelons or clay or Faberge eggs or home movies. I assume many of you would like to be playing that thing right now.

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