The Witcher 2: Assassin of Kingsis one of May’s biggest must-have titles, and you’ll be thrilled to know that the PC roleplaying game has gone gold, ensuring it’ll be ready for its May 17 release date! That’s good to know.

The game looks gorgeous, has a more involved combat system, and it doesn’t skimp on the breasts — what’s not to love? Oh, and in case you think I’m being sexist, I’m talking aboutGeralt‘s breasts. I’ve waited over a year for that man’s fine Witcher titties, and I’ll be damned if I don’t get ’em!

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Crossing my fingers that a review copy comes my way soon. This is the sort of stuff that makes PC gaming worth all the hassle.

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