Here’s all the stuff that happened on Monday, March 14. I’m still in recovery mode, hence no clever thing here at all.

Destructoid Originals:In which I break down why Homefront’s plot is impossibleLive show: Mash Tactics continues Dragon Age 2New Destructoid Show: Portal Kombat 3D Arcade EditionLive Show: Backlog is almost done with Spy Fiction

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PAX East:Portal 2 gameplay footage sneaks out of PAXPAX East: Dyad is Gyruss for aliensPAX East: Exclusive jams from Ms. ‘Splosion Man

Contests:Contest: Win some awesome Razer PC gear!

News:Hey, creative types! US sign-ups open for inFamous 2 betaAtom Zombie Smasher out now on SteamMore details on enhanced Cthulhu Saves the WorldHoard also coming to PC and Mac via SteamNinja Gaiden producer thinks Bayonetta is old newsDance Central DLC: Fatboy Slim, Paula Abdul, moreHasbro, Jagex announce Transformers online game for 2012Korea rates Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade EditionDavid Jaffe criticizes media praise for ‘art’ gamesNintendo DLC: Plants vs. Zombies on your portable lawnPrey 2 made official, coming to 360/PS3/PC in 2012Pachter: Kinect outselling PlayStation Move 5:1Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3DS ‘crammed’ with new stuffMortal Kombat loses Australian appeal, still bannedParasite Eve latches onto PSN tomorrowIrem cancels Disaster Report 4Angry Birds boss claims consoles are dying

Offbeat:Roll up Destructoid with a Katamari in your browser

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Media:Sgt. Heller throws down in classy Prototype 2 teaser

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art