Last night, on the recommendation ofBlindsideDork, my wife and I watched the Spanish-language horror film[Rec]. At one point, a child uses her teeth to rip off a chunk of her mother’s face. And my wife wants to have a baby. Clearly, she’s demented.
So I was thinking about that — the face ripper child — pretty much all day long, which is why we missed this reporting this crap today:
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