Happy Valentine’s Day, listeners. We don’t know each other very well, but um … I wanted to ask you something. Will you be my friend? Just pretending is fine, too. We wouldn’t have to see each other every day or anything. You could just come by like once a week and listen to my podcast, that would be enough.
I made you a bunch of other podcasts, but I don’t know if you got them. I’ve been leaving them on your Destructoid every week. Heh, yeah, those were from me. I’ve liked you for a long time, but I guess I didn’t know how to tell you. Anyway, I just thought I’d ask. Please listen to it if you’re not doing anything later, okay? ;_;
