Get schooled on Guardians of Middle-earth’s classes

One does not simply walk into a MOBA Feast your eyes on this, the third episode of theGuardians of Middle-earthtutorial series. This one is all about the five Guardian classes in the multiplayer fantasy romp — based on archetypes from the books — and what happens once they get their arse handed to them. Nothing particularly interesting is revealed in the tutorial, let alone anything new or surprising. It’s going to take a lot to get me to get off my PC and playing a MOBA on a console; certainly a lot more than attaching it to a popular literary IP....

May 14, 2025 · 1 min · 119 words · Douglas Nguyen

Girl gamers want to raise … Babyz?

Ubisoft, in an attempt to pacify the market of young girl gamers out there, have created a new line of games calledImagineto cater specifically to said girls. What type of games do young girls want? According to research, it seems they want to cook, go shopping, take care of animals, and raise babies. The demographic was 6-14, so if you want the frank truth, the baby raising game (titledBabyz, which is just wretched) makes me feel a little uncomfortable....

May 14, 2025 · 1 min · 183 words · Jorge Mora

Guerrilla won’t change Killzone 2 controls, says doing so will end humanity

Killzone 2launched this Friday, backed up by massive preorder numbers and critical acclaim. Despite this, however, Guerrilla’s hot PS3 exclusive has come under fire from critics and fans for a few issues, most notably its control scheme. Answering the ongoing critique, Guerrilla Games producer Seb Downieis adamantthat no changes are needed. “After carefully looking into this, reading the posts, talking to a lot of you directly and analyzing the controls at GG we have come to the conclusion that there are no changes required to the system,” he explains....

May 14, 2025 · 2 min · 220 words · Melissa Green

Kojima has some cryptic hints for Death Stranding

Is it multiplayer? ‘It’s not so simple’ The more I hear about Kojima Productions’Death Stranding, the less I feel like I have a handle on it. That’s surely by design. Speaking toWired, game director Hideo Kojima fanned the flames of intrigue. “What people are playing today in open-world action games, or linear action games, it will compare naturally to them,” he told the outlet. “It will feel familiar. But after an hour or two of playing, you will start to feel something different, something new that you haven’t played....

May 14, 2025 · 2 min · 216 words · Jorge Strickland

Live out your Elder God fantasies in That Which Sleeps

A Lovecraft-inspired strategy game comes to Kickstarter A Lovecraft-themed re-imagining of the god game has recently popped up on Kickstarter, and has already reached its funding goal of $12,000. That Which Sleepsis a turn-based strategy game where the player assumes the role of an Old One, sealed away long ago, but who has now returned to reclaim dominion over the world. Rather than directly affecting the world by building or training troops, you will use your power to indirectly influence the world by employing your agents who can infiltrate the nations of the world, terrorize outlying farms, and perform esoteric rituals to create the perfect situation for your return....

May 14, 2025 · 1 min · 147 words · Emily Smith

Method Man announces Sour Patch Kids game

Go ahead. Read the headline again. I wouldn’t have believed it either. Method Man appears in this music video serving as the announcement of a videogame based on the candy brand Sour Patch Kids which will be published by Capcom. Yes,thatMethod Man,thoseSour Patch Kids. No footage of the game, bound for Xbox Live Arcade, PlayStation Network and PC this spring appears. It’s just Method hanging in his crib or something while Sour Patch Kids run around and wreak havoc....

May 14, 2025 · 1 min · 120 words · Mrs. Tonya Porter MD

Resident Evil: Revelations is $50 due to larger storage

Look, I have no doubt thatResident Evil: Revelationswill be a good game, but$50 for a 3DS title? Are we paying $10 for an erasable save spot? Kidding! Kind of. Our recent previewtells us thatRevelationsis huge, has full voice acting, Circle Pad support and a script by Dai Sato, but it’s still a 3DS game, erasable save space or no. So why the price hike? The game requires a 4GB cartridge to hold all of that, says Capcom....

May 14, 2025 · 1 min · 196 words · Heather Flores

Rock Band 3 revealed with keyboard controller

USA Todaybrings usa detailed look atRock Band 3. The brand new 25-key keyboard controller is also revealed. The keyboard can be used as a MIDI keyboard, and the note highway will shift so the correct keys are covered. New guitars are also going to be released along withRock Band 3that take advantage of the new Pro mode. One of the guitars will even be a fully functional Fender guitar! Expect improved UI functions too, such as drop-in-and-drop-out multiplayer and being able to change a song’s difficulty without having to restart....

May 14, 2025 · 2 min · 246 words · Jennifer Arnold

Telltale’s Batman game will debut in August

All episodes expected by the end of the year After weeks of beating around the bush,Batman: The Telltale Seriesfinally has a digital debut window — August on PC, consoles, and mobile devices. I noted “debut” specifically because this is yet another episodic game from the publisher, though they are aiming to have “everything out by the end of the year,” so hopefully we won’t be waiting three months in-between stories. The “world premiere” trailer next week will give us the final release date....

May 14, 2025 · 1 min · 186 words · Jeffrey Lane

The best stuff on Destructoid this week [5/24]

plays drums loudly Hi I’m Tom Cruise Take a walk this weekend. For real. At least 35 minutes. Show your work. While you’re not listening to me: go listen to that new Jurassic 5 song. Anytime someone dramatically yells “I’m a fraud,” imagine them yelling “I’m a frog” instead. Try sitting frontward on your toilet. Make love to a baseball. Take the cannoli. Here’slast week’s post. Let’s begin anew. [We post a lot of articles here at Destructoid....

May 14, 2025 · 8 min · 1590 words · Jason Douglas

This weekend on Twitch TV: Tales from Retro City

As the weekends grow onDestructoid’s Twitch TV channel, we continue to bring the thunder with every hour of programming. It starts today withMash Tactics‘ “Community Collaboration Friday” with the caster so good Twitch TV hired him, Dan ofDan’s Gaming. Jonathan Holmes is starting out Sunday right by picking the brain of Brian Provinciano, the man behind the eagerly awaitedRetro City Rampage, onSup Holmes. Following that is321Go Castwith long-time Dtoider Chris Healy....

May 14, 2025 · 3 min · 435 words · Thomas Ayers

UK retailers reduce the price of the PSP Go

UK gamers can tell you that if you wanted to pick up aPSP Goon launch day, it was a real hit to the bankbook, as the little handheld launched at £224.99 (roughly $359 US). And you thought $250 was bad! However, it seems like price cuts are already happening.Joystiqreports thatGAME,Amazon.co.uk,HMVandPlayhave all already discounted the Go to £199.99. While that still comes out to an ugly $319 in US dollars, it’s certainly a little bit better — and possibly the difference it may make to some consumers unsure about opening their pocketbooks....

May 14, 2025 · 1 min · 167 words · Bradley Torres

Valve boosts Left 4 Dead 2’s Xbox Live servers

Aswe mentionedlast week,Left 4 Dead 2had a less than brilliant launch on the Xbox 360 thanks to the fact that it lagged out horrendously once it got online. Fortunately, Valve has dropped a Thanksgiving Day gift on our grateful heads, having just boosted the servers for Xbox Live. “We have upgraded our network infrastructure to better accommodate the huge response toL4D2,”blogs Valve. “360 players will now have lag-free servers. We’ve also added more dedicated servers....

May 14, 2025 · 1 min · 122 words · Donald Stephens