Feeling David Cage’s tentacly appendages
Captain’s Log: it’s day 2 and I’m already starting to see the cracks in my sanity. David Cage’s magnum opus is dragging me down. It’s calledBeyond: Two Soulsbut I reality it’s closer toBeyond: Two oh my god please kill me.The terrors have even invaded my jokes. Maybe this is what Lovecraft was writing about.
Unfortunately I have to go back into the madness today. It seems that the ravenous viewers love watching us torture ourselves this nonsense. The worst part isPhil seems to like it.HQ has told me to make sure everyone knows where they can do to see the continuation of this experiment. Our torture chamber isDtoid.tvat 2PM PDT. May god have mercy on our souls.
