Lady Layton usurps the professor

First they made the Ghostbusters into women and the problem is that they weren’t, at first. And you laughed. Oh how you laughed (perhaps at the film itself, I don’t know, I’m too poor to afford movie theatres).

But this is what we’re talking about, people.

If women can be Ghostbusters, then what’s to stop them from beingprofessors, too!?

I mean, aside from Level-5 going the alliterative route and calling the gameLady Laytoninstead of “Professor Layton, But Actually a Woman This Time, Even Though ‘Professor Layton’ Doesn’t Imply Gender In Any Way Except For Our Pent Up Associations With the Character — a Man — We Shorthand Refer To As ‘Professor Layton,’ Specifically.”

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Anyways I am personally looking forward to Bob Dylan’s new single and hope the Cattley Eyl Layton-ledLady Layton:The Conspiracy of King Millionaire Ariadnetries to sell me a Chrysler when the game comes to Android/iOS/3DS (in Japan in 2017, at least).

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StreetPass

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The Netflix Wii U app

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