Already preordered your copy ofHalo 3? Decorated your fridge with fan art ofMaster Chief? Bought a tent to camp out in while you wait in line for Best Buy to open, which you have decorated with puff paint versions of theHalologo? Go no further. This product was made for you, my friend.
TheHalo 3condom comes in a discreet orange packaging and encourages you to “Finish the f*ck”. Can you imagine telling your friends that you banged a chick wearing aHalocondom? Would they be orange, or a nice army green to keep your sausage well disguised while dashing through the jungle? Sadly we’ll never know, because the itemisn’t a real manufactured product, but a total internet matlock on those of us willing to buy any piece of merchandise with aHalologo. I’d laugh, but then I’d have to justify myFinal Fantasycollection.
