Devolver Digital came to the Game Developers Conference this week with an open call to all game designers to pitch them with game ideas. Our own Max Scoville caught wind of this, tracked down their bus, and forced the Devolver guys to listen to his horrible game ideas.

Among the ideas were aMetal Gear Solid-like game based on the movieDrive, and of course, Max had to pitch hisMax Scoville Fantasy Sex Beach Islandidea. Truth be told, I like hisDrivegame idea.

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