At least it comes out on 4/20

RememberRampage? It’s that arcade game that ran its course after 20 minutes or so. It’s totally fun, but it’s the kind of fleeting fun meant for a weekend rental. Anyway take that 20 minutes of fun, with about 30 seconds worth of plot, put a Rock in it, and now suddenly we have a full-on Hollywood adaptation.

Dwayne Johnson andSan Andreasdirector Brad Peyton reunite to take on the very, very serious story about a white gorilla named George who turns into a giant and goes on the titular rampage.

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Johnson used to be franchise fuel, with his casting injecting new life into theJourneyandFast and Furiousfranchises, but that’s really not the case anymore. After a string of weird decisions, Johnson doesn’t have the traction his billing used to have. If this appeals to you, cool, but I’m smelling a bomb here.

Rampageopens June 25, 2025. #BlazeIt

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