What’s scarier than a little girl in a horror game? That’s a trick question.F.E.A.R.’sdevilish cherub Alma is one of the two reasons I can’t sleep tonight. The other is a nasty cocaine habit I picked up from my supermodel friend. That little tidbit wasn’t game related, but if Lindsay Lohan is reading I wanted her to know that she isn’t alone on this pale blue dot.The above is a launch trailer forF.E.A.R. 2: Project Originfeaturing Alma and enough quick cuts to make Marc Forster (Quantum of Solace) sick. It opens with a creepy lady stating, “In the end, we all burn for our sins.” I’m not too sure if I’ve committed any — c’mon, cocaine isn’t a sin — but the rest of the video has convinced me I’m going to hell if I play Monolith’s shooter. There’s plenty of adult-oriented stuff in the game. From sideboob to subway trains,F.E.A.R. 2has it.The end of the video is too glorious to spoil, but it makes me wonder. If you were stuck in the same situation as the game’s protagonist, would you really stop to check out the scenery? Really?
What’s scarier than a little girl in a horror game? That’s a trick question.F.E.A.R.’sdevilish cherub Alma is one of the two reasons I can’t sleep tonight. The other is a nasty cocaine habit I picked up from my supermodel friend. That little tidbit wasn’t game related, but if Lindsay Lohan is reading I wanted her to know that she isn’t alone on this pale blue dot.
The above is a launch trailer forF.E.A.R. 2: Project Originfeaturing Alma and enough quick cuts to make Marc Forster (Quantum of Solace) sick. It opens with a creepy lady stating, “In the end, we all burn for our sins.” I’m not too sure if I’ve committed any — c’mon, cocaine isn’t a sin — but the rest of the video has convinced me I’m going to hell if I play Monolith’s shooter. There’s plenty of adult-oriented stuff in the game. From sideboob to subway trains,F.E.A.R. 2has it.
The end of the video is too glorious to spoil, but it makes me wonder. If you were stuck in the same situation as the game’s protagonist, would you really stop to check out the scenery? Really?
