I call Sailor Mars

Indie developers make some cool as heck games, but they’re not always so great at selling them. We want to them work on their pitch game until they’re at Bumgarner levels and we want to take advantage of the the horrible, horrible GDC escalators that get gummed up with folks who don’t know you’re supposed to walk on the left, stand on the right.

Welcome to another Escalator Pitch. We’ve gone from pitchingclassicstometa escalator pitchesto John Romero pitching hisson’s game ideaabout being the last Mexican and saving the world.

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Here we (myself & video producer Kenny Redublo) havehow do you Do It?developerNina Freemanmaking the case that everyone should be doingSailor Mooncosplay at all time. It’s an easy case to make. I call Sailor Mars.

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John and Molly sitting on the park bench

Close up shot of Marissa Marcel starring in Ambrosio

Kukrushka sitting in a meadow

Lightkeeper pointing his firearm overlapped against the lighthouse background

Overseer looking over the balcony in opening cutscene of Funeralopolis

Edited image of Super Imposter looking through window in No I’m not a Human demo cutscene with thin man and FEMA inside the house

Indie game collage of Blue Prince, KARMA, and The Midnight Walk

Close up shot of Jackie in the Box