What should have been a domestic issue turned into petty larceny when Brady(?) Ervin called the police when her 12-year-old son opened his Christmas present early,as reported by The Smoking Gun.Apparently, the Rock Hill, SC, youth has had a history of disruptive behavior, and his mother wanted to teach him a lesson.

Weird misuse of 911 aside, you’ll notice that the police report says that the gift in question was some next-next-gen hybrid called a PlayStation Game Boy. Apparently, it runs about $65 (or is that an 8?), and you can pick it up at your local insane asylum, which must be where this family got theirs.

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My guess is that she bought the rambunctious tyke a Game Boy Micro, although, by now, that’s beside the point.

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